Back to the advice for those Sweet (unsuspecting) Grandmas...
If the house is quiet and A) Peter is in it and B) he is not asleep... fear. Fear should envelop your body because HE IS UP TO NO GOOD.
At any given moment, he may be....
Painting the vanity with toothpaste...
Pushing his older brother down...
Dumping an entire box of noodles on the floor...
Laying on top of Charlie with my iPad...
Painting our BRAND NEW bed...
Squishing Slash...
"Helping cook" when you're not cooking...
Half naked with the outside hose on...
Or trying to hitch a ride...
However tempting it may be to sit and enjoy the silence... and, Oh Sweet God, it will be... DO NOT rest on your laurels. You must get up and investigate. Because Peter....will....win.
You have both been warned. :)
Hahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see you both here too!
p.s. I like the crumpled egg and that he's standing on his lawnmower best. :)
ReplyDeleteI love that he was 'helping you cook'. I laughed out loud at all of those...but especially that one!
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